(Art That Strikes Back!)
Perfect--you really captured the essence of this.
Bitte!(I had 5 units of German as a freshman, and all I really remember is how to say "I forgot my watch"--so useful!)
I got thrown out of my German class for calling my German techer, Fraulein Bahrs, Fraulein Bras
Which is almost as bad as someone I know who stood up and shot his French teacher with a water pistol saying "Monsieuer I have had enough!"